09/03/2009
oh, hey?
So, I was told to write something for this whole deal. A few thoughts, one, what’s a “wax cylinder” and another, can’t vampires turn into bats? I mean, jumping, leaps and bounds were covered, but come on, isn’t being a bat one of the best parts of being a vampire? Well, that and the number of times you would show up on Craigslist Missed Connections. Seriously, how easy would it be to know that they were talking about you?
Guy in I <3 Kayaking T-Shirt - CANADA - W4M
“You were hiding in the shadows in what looked like a really awkward hair cut. I was giving you that “are you looking at me or my neck?” face, and that’s when you did a weird flying squirrel leap and glide over to me and well, were going to kill me until I happened to mention that I think kayaking is lame, and that the only cool thing about it is that “kayak” is the same forwards as it is backwards. We then started talking about other palindromes such as “race car” and then you blew my mind with “was it a rat i saw?” Anyway, I’m single and just hanging out with geese in Canada, write back.”
On to bigger and better things, I wanted to say, “oh, hey” which I kind of already did, and by that I mean, “welcome” to the world, this tumblr, the podcast, you know, everything.
Take care, I miss you already.
Text posted at 11:04
